There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. If this is true, or if you are one of the people who believe this is true, then the one universal way to enjoy life is still the same, which is to learn to be grateful that it is not worse!!

Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from the slime and made his first home on land, what he had for supper that first night was stew.)

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yes, I am a failed playwright. I had three shows on Broadway by the time I was 30. They all flopped, and I fled.