There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.

But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

The first morning after Westley's departure, Buttercup thought she was entitled to do nothing more than sit around moping and feeling sorry for herself. After all, the love of her life had fled, life had no meaning, how could you face the future, et cetera, et cetera.

Duhhhhhhh, tanks, Buttercup.

There is one crucial rule that must be followed in all creative meetings. Never speak first. At least at the start, your job is to shut up.