Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

One of the easiest things in the world is not to write... If it were easy, everyone would do it.

Enough about my beauty," Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.

It’s an accepted fact that all writers are crazy, even the normal ones are weird.

Let's look on the bright side: we're having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I LOVE YOU. Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I.