Inside and out, Westley's world was ripping apart and he could do nothing but crack along with it.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.

Nobody knows anything.

I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I LOVE YOU. Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I.

As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless - and absolutely essential.

One way an author dies a little each day is when his books go out of print.