You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

It’s an accepted fact that all writers are crazy, even the normal ones are weird.

I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.' 'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.

Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)