There is one crucial rule that must be followed in all creative meetings. Never speak first. At least at the start, your job is to shut up.

When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Have fun storming the castle!

Anybody that says different is selling something.

My Westley will come for me.

But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something.