Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror.

Directing is a huge amount of work with very little payoff, and a quarter of the money, and nine times more time spent.

I do want to do TV, but I'm looking to be a creator, writer, and producer, and perhaps I could be a recurring character. Do 10 shows a year, something like that.

Writers love to write those idiotic, long stage directions, and some of them worse than others. They have nothing to do with the movie. They're just jerking around.

Talk about putting your money where your mouth is. It's not right. Someone's gotta say it. They said it. I applaud them.

I've got two little girls, I'm not scared about sex. I'll teach them, it's not going to kill them. But what could kill them is violence. Guns, drinking and driving, these are the real dangers in our society.

You'd much rather act with a pal, someone you know really well. That way, you can cut all the niceties and go right to insulting each other.