The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

Liberty is a harsh mistress. You cannot pick and choose what you like and dislike about her. Liberty will not change her principles for you, no matter how much you claim to love her. She will stand fast in her demands for total acceptance. If you can't receive her, she will recognize you as a false lover and leave you. And when you hear that door slam, it will take every tear in your eye, every ounce of blood in your veins, and all the nerve in your heart to win her back.

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

The genetic theory of homosexuality has been generally discarded today. . . . Despite the interest in possible hormone mechanisms in the origin of homosexuality, no serious scientist today suggests that a simple cause-effect relationship applies.

Science by itself has no moral dimension. But it does seek to establish truth. And upon this truth morality can be built.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.