If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.

Thanks to the leadership of Vice President Gore, we have a government for the Information Age, once again a government that is a progressive instrument of the common good, rooted in our oldest values of opportunity, responsibility and community, devoted to fiscal responsibility, determined to give our people the tools they need to make the most of their own lives in the 21st century, a 21st century government for 21st century America.

I'm sorry, could you please tell me what the definition of the word "is" is?

It's the economy, stupid.

Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline.

Since I don't have access to the White House pastry chef anymore, it's done wonders for my figure.

Just because we cannot do everything for everyone does not mean we should do nothing for anyone.