I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years.

You live in a country that makes it harder to raise children than any other country in the world. You vote for me and I'll give you family values.

Nearly everyone will lie to you, given the right circumstances.

If you take advantage of the fact that technology abolishes distance, then you won't need to go to India. Just go to Indiana.

Food is a big bargain in America, and you can go to these places, we all like them, and you get big portions, and they taste good. But they're higher in fat than ever before. And same thing has happened, by the way, though, to school menus. A lot of school lunch menus have more fat and more sugar than ever before.

Democracies don't go to war against each other, and by and large they don't sponsor terrorism. They're more likely to respect the environment and human rights and social justice. It's no accident that most of the terrorists come from non-democratic countries.

Our immigration policy is focussed in four areas: First, strengthening border control; second, protecting American jobs by enforcing laws against illegal immigrants at the workplace; third, deporting criminal and deportable aliens; fourth, giving assistance to states who need it, and denying illegal aliens benefits for public services or welfare.