We live to prove that cooperation works better than conflict.

[Alternative energy] will make us less dependent on foreign oil. It would make us more secure in our future. It would mean that our foreign policy could be a reflection of our values and our other interests, and not just that.

I would never approach a small-breasted woman.

If we were being attached by space aliens, we wouldn't be playing these kinds of games.

If you want to be forgiven, you have to extend forgiveness, even to people who aren't smart enough to ask for it.

Since I don't have access to the White House pastry chef anymore, it's done wonders for my figure.

When you're president, you learn to act like you know what you're talking about. And it's a great skill.