Demand that your government pays more attention. It's immoral that people in Africa die like flies of diseases that no one dies of in the United States. And the more disease there is, the more political unrest there will be, leading to more Darfurs, which the U.S. will have to pay to fix.

From New Hampshire forward, for reasons that absolutely mystified me, the press thought the most important issue in the race was the middle class tax cut. I never did meet any voter who thought that.

Hope I lived up to my reputation for being slick.

The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth.

Since I don't have access to the White House pastry chef anymore, it's done wonders for my figure.

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

People like change in general, but not in particular.