If you take advantage of the fact that technology abolishes distance, then you won't need to go to India. Just go to Indiana.

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. She got to go to heaven four days early.

I mean, if President Reagan could be an actor and become a President, if Michael Douglas is your next choice, maybe I could become an actor. And I've got a good pension; I can work cheap, which is unusual around here.

...More important than the deficit, more important then healthcare-more important than anything-we have got to do something about our energy strategy. Because if we permit the climate to continue to warm at an unsustainable rate, and if we keep on doing what we're doing until we're out of oil and we haven't made the transition, then it's inconceivable to me that our children and grandchildren will be able to maintain the American way of life and that the world won't be much fuller of resource-based wars of all kinds.

We don't need a constitutional amendment for kids to pray.

I can spend your money better than you can.