[Pragmatism's] only test of probable truth is what works best in the way of leading us, what fits every part of life best and combines with the collectivity of experience's demands, nothing being omitted.

Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.

A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

We must be careful not to confuse data with the abstractions we use to analyse them.

The greatest discovery of the 19th century was not in the realm of the physical sciences, but the power of the subconscious mind touched by faith. Any individual can tap into an eternal reservoir of power that will enable them to overcome any problem that may arise. All weaknesses can be overcome, bodily healing, financial independence, spiritual awakening, and prosperity beyond your wildest dreams. This is the superstructure of happiness.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

We do not sing because we are happy, we are happy because we sing.