I did not win and in fact I was called into the principal's office for a consultation with my parents. But that was the beginning of my literary career.
William JoyceAnd they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.
William JoyceWatch over our child. Guide him safely from the ways of harm. Keep happy his heart, brave his soul, and rosy his cheeks. Guard with your life his hopes and dreams, for he is all that we have, all that we are, and all that we will ever be.
William JoyceYou know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply.
William Joyce