One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute.

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.

The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.

In the whole story of Jesus Christ, the most important event is the resurrection.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

If I were running the world I would have it rain only between 2 and 5 a.m. Anyone who was out then ought to get wet.

Never try to outsmart a woman, unless you are another woman.