If I were running the world I would have it rain only between 2 and 5 a.m. Anyone who was out then ought to get wet.

Honesty is not necessarily the best policy. The best policy would be to acquire a reputation for honesty and then to cheat at the psychological moment.

If I were running the world I would have it rain only between 2 and 5 a.m. Anyone who was out then ought to get wet.

Marriage is a fine and sacred thing if you make it so.

The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older.

One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute.

I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.