If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.

The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older.

I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.

Every time you acquire a new interest, even more, a new accomplishment, you increase your power of life.

One appreciates that daily life is really good when one wakes from a horrible dream, or when one takes the first outing after a sickness. Why not realize it now?

The teacher should make a concerted effort never to lose his temper in the presence of the class. If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquies. If a woman, she may follow the example of one sweet-faced tranquil girl who went out in the yard and gnawed a post.