Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

As nature made every man with a nose and eyes of his own, she gave him a character of his own, too; and yet we, O foolish race! must try our very best to ape some one or two of our neighbors, whose ideas fit us no more than their breeches!

If a man's character is to be abused, say what you will, there's nobody like a relative to do the business.

Let us be very gentle with our neighbors' failings, and forgive our friends their debts as we hope ourselves to be forgiven.

We love being in love, that's the truth on't.

Novelty has charms that our minds can hardly withstand.

What money is better bestowed than that of a schoolboy's tip? How the kindness is recalled by the recipient in after days! It blesses him that gives and him that takes.