Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.
Except for the young or very happy, I can't say I am sorry for anyone who dies.
How hard it is to make an Englishman acknowledge that he is happy! Pendennis. Book ii. Chap. xxxi.
Humor is wit and love.
Kindness is very indigestible. It disagrees with very proud stomachs.
If a man has committed wrong in life, I don't know any moralist more anxious to point his errors out to the world than his own relations.