A woman's heart is just like a lithographer's stone; what is once written upon it cannot be rubbed out.

If a man has committed wrong in life, I don't know any moralist more anxious to point his errors out to the world than his own relations.

Never marry with the expectation of changing a person.

What money is better bestowed than that of a schoolboy's tip? How the kindness is recalled by the recipient in after days! It blesses him that gives and him that takes.

All is vanity, look you; and so the preacher is vanity too.

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.

A woman's heart is just like a lithographer's stone; what is once written upon it cannot be rubbed out.