In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.

It is a good thing that women are so easily manipulated. Otherwise, most of us wouldn't be here.

I do not think that any man should be attacked because of his race or religion, or that he should be immune from attack because of race or religion.

Putting out a newspaper without promotion is like winking at a girl in the dark -- well-intentioned, but ineffective.

All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass.

We must be alarmingly enterprising, and we must be startlingly original, and do new and striking things which constitute a revolution.

If you ask, "Am I my brother's keeper?" The answer is, "You are.