You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.

I prefer cats to people, for the most part. Most people aren't cute at all, and if they are cute they very rapidly outgrow it.

The best way to keep something bad from happening is to see it ahead of time... and you can't see it if you refuse to face the possibility.

The first and most important thing an individual can do is to become an individual again, decontrol himself, train himself as to what is going on and win back as much independent ground for himself as possible

My relationship with cats has saved me from a deadly and pervasive ignorance.

Every word is autobiographical, and every word is fiction.

Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.