You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.

Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.

If a weaker baboon be attacked by a stronger baboon the weaker baboon will either (a) present his hrump fanny I believe is the word, gentlemen, heh heh for passive intercourse or (b) if he is a different type baboon more extrovert and well-adjusted, lead an attack on an even weaker baboon if he can find one.

I think all writers write for an audience. There is no such thing as writing for yourself.

How I hate those who are dedicated to producing conformity.

Like most qualities, cuteness is delineated by what it isn't. Most people aren't cute at all, or if so they quickly outgrow their cuteness ... Elegance, grace, delicacy, beauty, and a lack of self-consciousness: a creature who knows he is cute soon isn't.

If I had my way we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes.