The American uppermiddle-class citizen is a composite of negatives. He is largely delineated by what he is not.

When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.

For any species to change, if they are unable and are unwilling to do so - I might, for example, have suggested to the dinosaurs that heavy armor and great size was a sinking ship, and that they do well to convert to mammal facilities - it would not lie in my power or desire to reconvert a reluctant dinosaur.

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

He is a boy sleeping against the mosque wall, ejaculates wet dreaming into a thousand cunts pink and smooth as sea shells.

O death where is thy sting? The man is never on time.

Victimless crimes are the lifeline of the RIGHT virus. And there is a growing recognition, even in official quarters, that victimless crimes should be removed from the books or subject to minimal penalties.