Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.

According to the legend an evil old doctor, who called himself God and us dogs, created the first boy in his adolescent image. The boy peopled the garden with male phantoms that rose from his ejaculations. This angered God, who was getting on in years. He decided it endangered his position as CREATOR. So he crept upon the boy and anaesthetized him and made Eve from his rib. Henceforth all creation of beings would process through female channels. But some of Adam's phantoms refused to let God near them under any pretext.

I was thinking about New Mexico, and I rounded the corner in New York, and there was a New Mexico license plate: "New Mexico, land of enchantment."

Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.

Too perfect to be sexually attractive.

Most serious writers refuse to make themselves available to the things that technology is doing. I've never been able to understand this sort of fear.

I think all writers write for an audience. There is no such thing as writing for yourself.