Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy.

I could get a better education interviewing John Steinbeck than talking to an English professor about novels.

The trick is to start early in our careers the stress-relieving avocation that we will need later as a mind-exercising final vocation. We can quit a job, but we quit fresh involvement at our mental peril.

The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.

Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation.

A reader should be able to identify a column without its byline or funny little picture on top purely by look or feel, or its turgidity ratio.

No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.