What a people talk about means something. What they don't talk about means something.

I have managed to conceal my madness fairly effectively, and as far as I know it hasn't hurt anybody badly, for which I am grateful.

I'm not the kind of guy to knock at a door and then when the door is opened not go in.

One day in the afternoon of the world, glum death will come and sit in you, and when you get up to walk, you will be as glum as death, but if you're lucky, this will only make the fun better and the love greater.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness.

I never knew teachers are human beings like everybody else-- and better too!