Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.

You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.

The order I found was the order of disorder

You write a hit play the same way you write a flop.

I became a writer because during several of the most important years of my life, writing seemed to me to be the most unreal, unattractive, and unecessary idea ever imposed upon the human race.

Yes, the idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.

I can't hate for long. It isn't worth it.