Every man is correct in asking God why he is stuck with himself, and his rotten luck.

The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.

I believe in anything that works.

What a people talk about means something. What they don't talk about means something.

If you're alive, you can't be bored in San Francisco. If you're not alive, San Francisco will bring you to life......San Francisco is a world to explore. It is a place where the heart can go on a delightful adventure. It is a city in which the spirit can know refreshment every day.

I'm not the kind of guy to knock at a door and then when the door is opened not go in.

In the time of your life, live—so that in that wondrous time you shall not add to the misery and sorrow of the world, but shall smile to the infinite delight and mystery of it."