I'll drown more sailors than the mermaid shall; I'll slay more gazers than the basalisks; I'll play the orator as well as Nestor, Decieve more slily that Ulysses could, And like a Sinon, take another Troy. I can add colors to the chameleon, Change shapes with Proteus for advantages And set the murderous Machiavel to school. Can I do this, and cannot get a crown? Tut! were it further off, I'll pluck it down.

One pain is lessened by another's anguish.

A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!

Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.

Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. *all cheer for Shakespearean insults*

She's good, being gone.

The villany you teach me I shall execute; and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.