Divorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most primitive emotions; the ugliest, raw feelings. Emotionally wounded people do their best to inflict pain upon the other party, but rather than using claws they use divorce lawyers.

Sci-fi films are the epic films of the day because we can no longer put 10,000 extras in the scene - but we can draw thousands of aliens with computers.

I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.

You and I and everybody in show business and the entertainment industry fly by the seat of our pants. We don't know quite what is going to happen.

I've been approached to do some things with astronauts and the preparation that astronauts go through.

Yeah, I do stand-up, my own type of stand-up.

Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.