Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

Divorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most primitive emotions; the ugliest, raw feelings. Emotionally wounded people do their best to inflict pain upon the other party, but rather than using claws they use divorce lawyers.

We live in grief for having left the womb, for having left the teat, then school, then home. In my case, it was leaving marriages, and the death of my wife.

Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.

When there are tiers of meaning in an ad it intrigues the audience and they look for it again and again.

No, I don't regret anything at this point. That may change on the next phone call, but at the moment I don't regret anything.

I love to evoke the bones and meat and thoughts of characters.