I can't stand the gossip of celebrities' lives, all the time! Every minute!
Never buy anything that eats while you sleep.
There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.
Success should always be just beyond your grasp.
We meet aliens every day who have something to give us. They come in the form of people with different opinions.
Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them.