Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them.

Divorce is probably as painful as death.

Let women figure out why they won't sleep with you. Don't do their work for them.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

A series is filled with compromises.

Mysteries simply are a feast for an active mind. And while in my lifetime I've seen science make extraordinary inroads into solving the most complex questions of life, after all this time I admit that I am thrilled that there are some things that forever will remain a mystery. For example, do I wear a toupee?

There was nothing lonelier than a man with a million friends.