You need to be silly to be funny.

Memories were the markers of the journey through life. It was necessary to know where you had come from. Only then could you know where you were going.

I had been in a Shakespeare company for three years and done a lot of Shakespeare. That was fun. That was interesting.

You might as well aim high. Why shoot yourself in the foot when you can shoot yourself in the head?

This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.

There were many times when I kept silent about being Jewish as I got older, when Jewish jokes were told.

Never buy anything that eats while you sleep.