Yeah, I do stand-up, my own type of stand-up.

This is my saddest story: In grade school, they would have us open our Valentine's cards and read them out loud. I always sent cards to myself because nobody else did.

My plan has always been to return to Broadway every 50 years.

What part of me was born with the courage to stand in front of strangers and risk rejection?

If there's anything I'm not pompous about, it's myself or my work. But I seem to be able to play it.

I had been in a Shakespeare company for three years and done a lot of Shakespeare. That was fun. That was interesting.

I don't want people to know me. I want them to believe my version.