How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
William ShatnerMy kids say if there's any family dinner that doesn't result in somebody crying, it's not a good dinner. They cry because it helps relieve them of a guilt or some onerous emotional burden. It's like a family tradition.
William ShatnerI envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'
William ShatnerDivorce is simply modern society's version of medieval torture. Except it lasts longer and leaves deeper scars. A divorce releases the most primitive emotions; the ugliest, raw feelings. Emotionally wounded people do their best to inflict pain upon the other party, but rather than using claws they use divorce lawyers.
William Shatner