Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

Have as much good nature as good sense since they generally are companions.

Thy books should, like thy friends, not many be/Yet such wherein men may thy judgment see.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.

Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.