I had older brothers and sisters who were high achievers, and I felt different, misunderstood by my family. That's not my family's fault; it was my perception.

When somebody comes to your front door, and they're screaming obscenities at you and telling you to come outside, and you've had your life threatened several times, you take it pretty seriously. It's the reason I have a Rottweiler.

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

I never thought of myself as handsome.

If there's comfort involved, it's probably not for me.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

I suppose what's unique about our presentation is the amount of Scripture that kids get.