I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.

When youre young, the blue blazer feels like a grown-up costume.

My dad was always fascinated and amused by Trump, so I learned to be fascinated and amused by Trump.