I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

Do something bad a thousand times and it's no big deal. Everyone just goes, "Willie f - up again."

Americans don't eat horses. They are not raised as food animals and they are treated with chemicals that render them unsafe for consumption. The regulations needed to change their status to "food animals" would cripple every aspect of the horse industry as we know it. Plus, it would be wrong.

Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.

Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot happier, and in the long run, there's a chance that other person at work will end up asking what your secret is. Why are you the happy one? In other words, don't let your thoughts think you. Besides, if you're really gonna get pissed, don't waste it on your family, friends, or coworkers, save it for something that really matters.

Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.

When evolution has been outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.