I think I'm basically the same guy I always was. Maybe I've learned, through experience, to rein in some of the anger and temper they say redheads normally have.

When evolution has been outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

A frozen river is not a dry one, it's just a still river on the surface but is still moving, and so am my winter writing.

Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot happier, and in the long run, there's a chance that other person at work will end up asking what your secret is. Why are you the happy one? In other words, don't let your thoughts think you. Besides, if you're really gonna get pissed, don't waste it on your family, friends, or coworkers, save it for something that really matters.

If you go to a magic show, you don't want to see logic.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.