Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the top of my head. If I do it that way it keeps it kinda fresh.

My fans are very forgiving. So are my wives and my kids.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

I see this [biodiesel] as a way for the farmer to grow fuel and food and put him back in business again

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

If you want to make marijuana legal, you've got to stay straight long enough to f - vote.

As far as advice goes, an ex-father in law of mine once gave me the best advice I ever heard. He said, "Take my advice and do what you want to." So with that, go on.