I never pretended to have a great voice. It works and I can carry a tune. If you have a good song, that's about all that's required.

Marijuana is like sex. If I don't do it every day, I get a headache. I think marijuana should be recognized for what it is, as a medicine, an herb that grows in the ground. If you need it, use it.

You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody.

Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the top of my head. If I do it that way it keeps it kinda fresh.

Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

Well, it's a Bloody Mary morning, my baby left without warning.