You could try to live monogamously. Good luck.

I smoke pot every day, and I love it!

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was not that bad.

You don't have to be poor to need something or somebody.

I don't remember Moses writing, 'Thou shalt not kill.. unless you think you have a good reason.

I started writing cheating songs when I was too young to have any idea what I was writing about - broken hearts and things like that. I just think it was something I already knew, something I had experienced in another lifetime.

Let the jerks of the world serve as the perfect example of what you don't want to be. You'll be a heck of a lot happier, and in the long run, there's a chance that other person at work will end up asking what your secret is. Why are you the happy one? In other words, don't let your thoughts think you. Besides, if you're really gonna get pissed, don't waste it on your family, friends, or coworkers, save it for something that really matters.