You do some things and you just hope people will laugh.

I got hit twice in the face, and that was not fun.

When I was 10 years old, we'd pick out a cow and boom! They'd hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I'd take the head home and make soup

No matter what our situation is, there's always a way to celebrate life and there's always a way to start again.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every man is going to fall in love with her.

As Latinos, we are so aware of what people go through in order to come to America. It's very interesting to do research on something that's been culturally a part of your existence.