It seemed like whatever I touched, I was breaking record after record. I just knew I was on. I completely destroyed all existing shooting records there - an omen of things to come.

Monogamy is the true path to happiness.

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.

Scoring 100 points is a lot, but I maybe could have scored 140 if they had played straight-up basketball.

It was a different sexual situation going on than it is in the '80s and '90s, and I did a very poor job of describing that.

It was a challenge to my teammates to help me.

Villains are kind of hard to really know on a personal level when you see them as mean, unsensitive-type people.