Monogamy is the true path to happiness.

This is a team game and one man doesn't win and one man doesn't lose. In the end, the best team usually wins.

I'm a big man and I like big dogs.... The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused enough hassles so they finally kicked me out of my apartment.

We make too much of winning. The mere fact of winning doesn't make you great.

The man who won't loan money isn't going to have many friends - or need them.

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.

He fouled out in the fourth quarter, and that's when I really started getting points. He was no more at fault than anyone.