[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.

Progress. There's a good deal too much o' this progress about nowadays, an', what's more, it'll have to stop.

The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.

the ruder lecturers are, and the louder their voices, the more converts they make to their opinions.

I advise nobody to drown sorrow in cocoa. It is bad for the figure and it does not alleviate the sorrow.

Question everyone in authority, and see that you get sensible answers to your questions ... questioning does not mean the end of loving, and loving does not mean the abnegation of intelligence. Vow as much love to your country as you like ... but, I implore you, do not forget to question.

Love needs the stiffening of respect, the give and take of equality.