A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might.

If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost.

The loyalties which center upon number one are enormous. If he trips, he must be sustained. If he make mistakes, they must be covered. If he sleeps, he must not be wantonly disturbed. If he is no good, he must be pole-axed.

We are happier in many ways when we are old than when we were young. The young sow wild oats. The old grow sage.

I am all for your using machines, but do not let them use you.