I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.
Hess or no Hess, I'm going to watch the Marx Brothers.
My only consolation for the failure of the Dardanelles was that God wished things to be prolonged in order to sicken mankind of war, and that therefore He had interfered with a project that would have brought the war to a speedier conclusion.
Hatred plays the same part in government as acid in chemistry.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.